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Tinker Bell could only feel one emotion at a time, like all faeries.

The day she saw Peter kiss Tiger Lilly, it broke her. Depression like no human could ever feel coursed through the entirety of her being such that even as a creature that MADE pixie dust her ability to fly began to falter. Only just, as she was still a faerie, but that any thought could be so sad as to make a faerie’s flight falter was a thing that had never happened before and I’m sure, dear readers, we all hope with all our hearts the likes of the thing shall never happen again.

And so, unable to go on feeling like this and not being able to understand she might ever feel anything but, Tinker Bell found some string, bound it tight about her neck, and stopped flying, never to fly again.

Peter didn’t know where his silly faerie friend had gotten off to but paid it little mind, he had his time and thoughts occupied with such adventures after all! A week later, he’d forgotten he ever knew a faerie named Tinker Bell.

It was about this time a tiny body hanging from a tiny string simply ceased to be, with but a puff in the air nobody was around to hear

I dunno if these short ones need to go on AO3, but I should mirror em here so people don't have to look if they ever are interested

(for a secret all about how straight people can't write teh gay or OP will be mad)

Once upon a time, Yusuke Urameshi met Eddard Stark. And he was fucking SMITTEN. His kokoro went doki doki like a motherfucker.

Eddard, for his part, was seeing fucking rose petals and violin music was playing when he looked at this exotic oriental schoolboy.

"Fuck me big hairy man" said Yusuke.

"I am already pantsless said Edard" and he was, and holy shit that sword he used to cut off heads was nothing compared to the sword that actually had one.

Yusuke bent over. Eddard didn't even bother taking his pants off, he just thrust right through them. First a hole in fabric then a hole already there getting a lot wider. That was all he needed.

Yuskue was so turned on the anal mucus in his boypussy had secreted like mad. He was more then comfortable taking a cock rammed into him hard even though he was a virgin and straight up till 5 minutes ago because that was how gay he was and that's how it works.

"Ittai!" screamed Yuskue. "Oh Eddard-sama, ittai!" But he was lying. It didn't hurt at all. He loved it. But because he was taking on the female role he felt he should say this.

Eddard rewarded Yuskue for filling the uke roll so well with a bellyload of semen. "WINTER IS COMING... IN YOUR ASS" he screamed.

As they laid together in the field, sun glistning off their sweaty, naked bodies, Eddard had a thought. "Hey, what about Keiko?" he asked.

"She is a huge cunt suddenly and I don't know why I ever was deluded into thinking I was straight in general or liking her in particular. What about your wife?"

Eddard thought he had a good point. Thankfully wolves were raping his wife to death right then, which was good and just. Happy yaoi times for all!